tapatiopapi:

kissmeandcrucify:

inranks:

hirymes:

Remember that time even Manila couldn’t break through the awkward silence?

That “okay work” at the end just GETS me

I have been Manila so many times, in so many awkward conversations, so I physically feel her pain.

The tribal music sends me into another plane of existence

(via crustydingus)

chuzzus:

It’s the 10 year anniversary of 2009…

(via sergeantsarcasm)

poema-cosmico:

creo

que muchas veces

buscamos

donde sabemos

que no vamos a encontrar

(via lalalululo)

(via cicada-scream)

tasteslikecoconutandmetal:

commandtower-solring-go:

whitepeopletwitter:

Can I please get a new nurse?

how is this a universal experience?

male high school bullies: become cops

female high school bullies: become nurses

(via crustydingus)

(via theshitneyspears)

the-patron-saint-of-tony-hawk:

masonicbeheadingritual:

shen-ancalhar:

seashellronan:

grown ass men are out here not eating fruit or vegetables or washing their face and having a list of things women must do to be attractive to them and thus gain their respect like grow the fuck up and eat a carrot literally no woman needs you

“No woman needs you” said the future cat lady lol

Newsflash. No man needs a bitch telling him to eat rabbit food and nagging him constantly.

I cannot wait to see feminism burn itself out.

u gonna die of scurvy in the name of antifeminism

The scurvy got him

(via crustydingus)

kane52630:

Batman Returns (1992) | dir. Tim Burton

(via barebacktothefuture)

thatpettyblackgirl:

“Your Uber is arriving now" 

Me:

(via magicfound)

glorianas:

this is why god allows him to be that hot

(via crustydingus)

mityarostrokovich:

We were listening to The Nutcracker on the highway yesterday and this happened. Enjoy the March of the Snowplows

(via sergeantsarcasm)

littlenefertiti:

multi-purpose-solution:

pi4nobl4ck:

pi4nobl4ck:

hmmmm

Oh my fucking GOD can’t you people just be normal for ONCE IN YOUR LIFE

this is exactly why they’re deleting half of the accounts.

(via crustydingus)

graendaal:

claycoloredmotherlessness:

girlpanties:

girlpanties:

where’s that quiz where you choose lke 4 colours u like and 4 u dont and it hands your ass on a plate

thank you @cumleaf @@ http://www.astro.com/cgi/atxgen.cgi?btyp=cf

This hurt my feelings

Okay wig

(via sergeantsarcasm)

grimconversations:

grimconversations:

Did you know there’s an outtake from the 2000 Grinch movie where Jim Carrey leans in real close to Jeffrey Tambor’s face and then rips off Tambor’s prosthetic nose with his teeth

(via latterdaytaints)

iconicpopstar:

“His husband”

“Her wife”

(via alternate-route)